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"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Domestic Goddess.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

The Fall of Gnome

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"Would you like to see the markup?"

A Creature WAS Stirring

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"

The First Steak.

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

'How do you like the souffle?' - 'Great, will you give me the blueprint?'

'A sandwich?'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I tried, Larry, but I guess that whole 'watched pot never boils' stuff was just a lie! Larry?'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Is this from the community garden? It tastes sanctimonious."

'Whoa! When did we get that big Tupperware bowl?'

'No wonder somebody caught it, it's legs are tied.'