Clumsy Cook Enthusiast Gifts

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Domestic Goddess.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

The Fall of Gnome

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

The First Steak.

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'How do you like the souffle?' - 'Great, will you give me the blueprint?'

'A sandwich?'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I tried, Larry, but I guess that whole 'watched pot never boils' stuff was just a lie! Larry?'

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Whoa! When did we get that big Tupperware bowl?'

"Is this from the community garden? It tastes sanctimonious."