Clumsy Carpenter Mugs

Man Nailed to Wall

Showbiz Awards

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"Eating the poinsettia didn't make him sick. It was the three pounds of potting soil."

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

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Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Spilt wine

'I can't find my mobile, oh, it's next to my ear.'

Unlucky sculpture.

"No wonder my mouse wasn't working. I've been using the biscuit from dinner."

"Your father was trying to build a better mouse trap."

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.

"What happened to your finger?"

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'