Quirky Cultivator Gifts

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Watering the garden in the rain.

Planting Bird Seed.

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Tropical Cow Tank

Latinos in the USA

"Mr. Johnson always brings a sense of wonder to science class. I'm always wondering what he's talking about."

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

Organic Salad

Football fan

Clown watering his flowers.

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

Boy looking inside a book.

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Cactus Man.

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'