Compulsive Cultivator Gifts

Looking for a gift for a passionate gardener or a compulsive cultivator? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items perfect for those whose hearts bloom in the soil. From mugs for morning coffee to t-shirts celebrating their green thumb, our products blend wit and warmth. Whether they’re into houseplants, vegetable patches, or flower arranging, you’ll find something that speaks to their love of cultivation and the joy it brings.

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"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant." mockup

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

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Watering the garden in the rain.

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"Shall we start with an icebreaker?" mockup

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

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Allotment

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"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi." mockup

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

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Blue sky thinking

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"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!" mockup

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

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'In Love'

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"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic." mockup

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

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Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm. mockup

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

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Gardening new year's plans

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September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more. mockup

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

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"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker." mockup

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

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Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'. mockup

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

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The Farmer Sutra.

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Latinos in the USA

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Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Commuter doing some gardening on the train mockup

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

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Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials mockup

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

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Priest watering his wings.

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"Gonna be a good crop this year." mockup

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

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"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?" mockup

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

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'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.' mockup

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

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Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake mockup

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

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"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?" mockup

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

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"There are probably a lot of great bravery workshops out there."

"There are probably a lot of great bravery workshops out there." mockup

"There are probably a lot of great bravery workshops out there."

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Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer. mockup

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

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'I feel rootless.'

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'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

'Have you found any golf balls in there.' mockup

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

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Hair Raising

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"I see you've laid out your garden." mockup

"I see you've laid out your garden."

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"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."

"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things." mockup

"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."

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"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?" mockup

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

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'Yep, speak truth to power - that's my motto.'

'Yep, speak truth to power - that's my motto.' mockup

'Yep, speak truth to power - that's my motto.'

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When good bacteria meet bad bacteria. mockup

When good bacteria meet bad bacteria.

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'You weigh 74 Kilogrammes, and the marrow weighs 75 kg!'

'You weigh 74 Kilogrammes, and the marrow weighs 75 kg!' mockup

'You weigh 74 Kilogrammes, and the marrow weighs 75 kg!'

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Compulsive Cultivator Gifts Collection

Compulsive Cultivator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for passionate growers. Find designs that celebrate their love of cultivation and brighten their mornings.

Compulsive Cultivator Pillows

Add charm to their space with our gardening-themed pillows, designed for compulsive cultivators who love to surround themselves with their passions.

Compulsive Cultivator Prints

Decorate with our garden-inspired art prints. Beautiful illustrations that capture the essence of a true cultivator’s love for growth.

Compulsive Cultivator T-Shirts

Discover our humorous and heartfelt t-shirts for avid gardeners. Perfect for expressing their green thumb in style.