Compulsive Cultivator Prints

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Watering the garden in the rain.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Allotment

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Blue sky thinking

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'In Love'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Gardening new year's plans

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

The Farmer Sutra.

Latinos in the USA

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

Priest watering his wings.

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

"There are probably a lot of great bravery workshops out there."

'I feel rootless.'

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

Hair Raising

"I see you've laid out your garden."

"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

'Yep, speak truth to power - that's my motto.'

When good bacteria meet bad bacteria.

'You've got the wrong end of the stick again. The problem is this end. '