Chaotic Cultivator Prints

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

"I see you've laid out your garden."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Watering Money

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Sulk Shows

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Gardening new year's plans

Watering the garden in the rain.

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Weathervanes.

Latinos in the USA

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

'It doesn't get nearly enough sun here, but it sure keeps the kids from sliding down the bannister.'

Wallpaper over a door.

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

"I feel cool and calm, but not collected."

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

'We feel that as it matures, it will start yielding higher denominations.'

Banking - The Money Tree

"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."

'Stress relief techniques include meditation, slow breathing, and visualization of chocolate bars.'

'Oh no! It's the flying gardener.'

"Kleinzweck is our resident punk physicist."

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."