Competitive Cultivators Gifts

'You weigh 74 Kilogrammes, and the marrow weighs 75 kg!'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Allotment

Blue sky thinking

Sulk Shows

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Watering the garden in the rain.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

Latinos in the USA

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

"I say 'tomarto', he says 'tomayto', I say 'portarto', he says 'potayto'. Why else do you think we're here?"

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

This had the potential to get really nasty...

Hair Raising

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

When good bacteria meet bad bacteria.

Farmer with a big brain.

"I approach my subjects with an almost childlike sense of wonder."

Bonsai competition.

Two horse jockeys arguing over a race

"Your condition is a result of a very fertile imagination."

"He's still working on his communication skills."

"Is it artisan..?"