Clumsy Charm Seeker Pillows

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

Showbiz Awards

Country Bumpkin.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Opening the Barrel

'Let's call him lucky!'

'Your future looks charming.'

Silver Fox

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Real Estate Personals

"No guarantees, right?"

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Good morning Miss...'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

Olive Tree

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'