Clumsy Charm Seeker Mugs

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

Showbiz Awards

Country Bumpkin.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Opening the Barrel

'Let's call him lucky!'

Silver Fox

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Your future looks charming.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"No guarantees, right?"

Real Estate Personals

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Good morning Miss...'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

Olive Tree

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

'What's the night life-like?