Awkward Charm Seeker Mugs

'Oh great, here comes that creepy guy from entomology class!'

"You know, Estella's pretty cool."

Love at First Sight

Country Bumpkin.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Opening the Barrel

'Let's call him lucky!'

'Your future looks charming.'

Silver Fox

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Real Estate Personals

"No guarantees, right?"

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

'Music hath charms,' &c.

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Olive Tree

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

'Good morning Miss...'

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

'What's the night life-like?

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

"Ever since I got married women find me attractive."

"Crisp, elegant, and well-balanced. Not the wine, you."

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."