Old-school Charm Seeker Mugs

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Country Bumpkin.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Opening the Barrel

'Let's call him lucky!'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Old-fashioned computer

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

Olive Tree

Person Reading For Pleasure

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

Victorian bachelors leering over woman.

'You know how they say, no matter how bad you got it, there's always someone worse off? Well I'm that someone.'

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

"You know, Estella's pretty cool."

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

A philosophical hunting trip

Clancy: Replay

Happy Easter

Down On My Luck

Adult filmstrips

"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."

An Irishman unfamiliar with how a telephone works

Rustic Gardens.