Old School Charm Lover Mugs

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Colonial Larrysburg.

"Everybody meets online these days."

Old-fashioned computer

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.'

Victorian bachelors leering over woman.

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

"I think we're beginning to chip away at the stigma."

Turkey wary of Christmas

A shepherd with crook.

Adult filmstrips

An Irishman unfamiliar with how a telephone works

Spring Cleaning

"I said: 'Can you turn the jukebox down, I can't hear myself drink!"

Lady talking to artist at a party

Antiques: Please do not use door knocker.

Horse riders

'This shirt was great back in high school and it's even better today!!!'

Chimney Sweep

'Oh, sure... He LOOKS tough, but he can't hold his drink.'

"It's not outdated - it's retro."