Old-school Lover Mugs

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

"Back in MY day scoring was done with grease pencils."

"What old school? This is my life."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"Everybody meets online these days."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Abacus.

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Peace on Earth

"I'd like to make a return."

Ingrid Bergman

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

'I'm afraid it doesn't look good Ma'am. Your husband's got 'Saturday Night Fever.'

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

'You can always tell the '70s angels by their wide, polyester wings,'

Workers constructing barcodes

'The doctor doesn't like computers, he prefers to lose patients' records the old fashioned way.'

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

Church in the year 2035.

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

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