Awkward Charm Seeker T-Shirts

'Oh great, here comes that creepy guy from entomology class!'

"You know, Estella's pretty cool."

Love at First Sight

Country Bumpkin.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Opening the Barrel

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Your future looks charming.'

Silver Fox

Real Estate Personals

"No guarantees, right?"

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

'Good morning Miss...'

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

Olive Tree

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'What's the night life-like?

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

"Crisp, elegant, and well-balanced. Not the wine, you."