Awkward Charm Cultivator T-Shirts

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Swing me with your words."

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

We've been dating for about 30 minutes, so things are still going well. Please send over the waiter immediately, before everything goes down the toilet. Menu.

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"I could tell you're not happy. You haven't been wagging your tail."

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."

Frankly, your honor, I'm unprepaired, so I'm going to have to rely on personal charm and animal magnetism

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

"You know, Estella's pretty cool."

'I'm good at making people feel comfortable, Ozzie.'

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

"Local Showers"

My Name is Lucky.

Gymnastic Scores.