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"The doctor prescribed going wireless after I told her I kept tripping over all the cords lying around."

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The Fall of Gnome

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I told you not to slam the door!'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Job applicant.

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

Caution: Wet Floor

'You have to try to be more careful, Daddy - You almost broke little Mike's roller skate!'

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

"I can't believe this! When I was your age, I never hit a ball through a window!"

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

Jack B...not so Nimble.

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)