Clumsy Humor Fan Pillows

'Do you have this in nine wide, two left feet?'

The Fall of Gnome

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Job applicant.

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Caution: Wet Floor

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

Jack B...not so Nimble.

"Would you please leave the painter alone!!!"

Quick-sand

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

'You're not going to last long at this hospital if you don't watch it...You've stepped on a lot of toes!'

'... And how long have you had this feeling that everybody thinks you're clumsy?'

'Be reasonable, Daphne - It's the only thing I've broken during the whole course of our marriage!'

Attila the Klutz.

"I'd show you my mini Hi Fi but you just trod on it."

Inattention while stacking cans.

"Maybe it would be best if you waited out here."

Cold Cruel World: If a guy smashes his finger and there's nobody around will he actually make any noise?