Clumsy Comedian Pillows

'You're not going to last long at this hospital if you don't watch it...You've stepped on a lot of toes!'

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

Showbiz Awards

The Fall of Gnome

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Job applicant.

Ladder sticker reads, 'Caution: This is not a step.'

'He's accident prone... he just poked himself in the eye with his safety-glasses!'

Spilt wine

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Unlucky sculpture.

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

Jack B...not so Nimble.

Garden stagger

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.