Clumsiness Comic Collector Pillows

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

The Fall of Gnome

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Job applicant.

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Unlucky sculpture.

Jack B...not so Nimble.

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

"Would you please leave the painter alone!!!"

'Little help here?'

"Classic Larry."

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

Stick Man/Schtick Man

'Be reasonable, Daphne - It's the only thing I've broken during the whole course of our marriage!'

"Here's to a clean start ..."

Cold Cruel World: If a guy smashes his finger and there's nobody around will he actually make any noise?

Man hitting himself in the head with a hammer.

"Oops, sorry."

"Man...it's totally hard to look cool without a car."

"I'm afraid you're not cut out for precision assembly work. You're all thumbs."