Clumsiness Coach Gifts

"Oh no, I dropped my phone."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Scre

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Unlucky sculpture.

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

The AdRams Family no.18 - Tennis skills

The Tandem: A Romantic Gallop

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.

Man carrying lots of brushes is about to trip over one.

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

Where is my phone?! My keys have to be around somewhere! Where is my wallet?! Some lost things are seemingly impossible for me to find. On the other hand, whenever any weight is lost it will will always easily find me again.

'Little help here?'

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

'Hip pointers are not the most serious sports injuries. They're just really embarrassing.'

'Believe me, you're not the first customer who's dropped their phone in the litter box.'

"Here's to a clean start ..."

"No!! I said GUERRILLA warfare!"

Stick Man/Schtick Man

"What luck - it's a flyer from the Emergency Glass Repair company."