Swashbuckling Skaters Gifts

"Shred the plank."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Pirate eye test

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

The Hockey Puckey

Freestyling.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

Peacock on skateboard

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Double bass skating

Pirate Artist

'I'm starting a new trend.'

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

'Guess who?'

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Pirate baby.

Errol Flynn.

Captain Santa Sparrow

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."

'Thats him up to his old tricks again.'

Pirate on Jeopardy