Nostalgic Skaters Gifts

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Night of the Zombonies.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"I go that extra mile!"

Senior Jeopardy!

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"Shred the plank."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Old Book Smell

Crap others threw out

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

Freestyling.

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

Thin Ice

We still sit in the old gum tree, and we still eat all the gumdrops we can see

Islington Angels.

Peacock on skateboard

Boss, when's the last time you took a vacation? 1984. March 3rd, to be exact. A Saturday. Instead of staying in to perfect my 25-year plan

Angels making snow humans

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

"You've still got it Joao."

Kids today

Visit a Place in your Past...

'Remember 'back in the day'. . . about 15 minuted ago.'

I can't believe I fell for the old "would you like to come to my place and see my etchings?" line. How old is that line, anyway? The last time it was used successfully was by Albrecht Dürer in 1495.

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

80 years ago. Food comes farms. 40 years ago. Market. Kids today don't understand. They think food comes from the supermarket. They don't realize it comes from farms. Present day. Kids today don't understand. They think food just shows up in boxes at the door. They don't realize those boxes come from stores.

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'