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With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

Showbiz Awards

Gary turns 40.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Basketball.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Dancing.

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Spilt wine

How to smash a guitar.

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

Basketball Problems

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.

Roller blader with bandaged head

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

The AdRams Family no.18 - Tennis skills

Garden stagger

The Tandem: A Romantic Gallop

'You're not going to last long at this hospital if you don't watch it...You've stepped on a lot of toes!'

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'