Clumsy Dunker T-Shirts

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

Showbiz Awards

Gary turns 40.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Basketball.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Dancing.

Spilt wine

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

How to smash a guitar.

The Tandem: A Romantic Gallop

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.

The AdRams Family no.18 - Tennis skills

Garden stagger

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

Basketball Problems

Roller blader with bandaged head

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'