Winged Dunker T-Shirts

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

"Would you like some wings?"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Gary turns 40.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Basketball.

The hummingbird's hum.

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

Before and After Tattoos.

Basketball Halo

'Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

Lead Duck With Evil Plans

'I know you're excited about the game, Norman, but is it really necessary to slam dunk your doughnut?'

'Still not ready to talk Ok dip him again,'

Prehistoric Basketball Player

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

"Good morning passengers awaiting Flight 3335 to Lisbon. We just want to remind you that if the planes leaves the ground and you're not on it, you'll regret it..."

"Let me see you fly around the block a few times - then we'll talk business!"

',,, You'll give me a lightning-quick crossover dribble and the ability to dunk, and all I owe you is my immortal soul ,,,'

'Phillip! Time for dinner...Phillip?!'

T-Rex Basketball

"This is your Captain speaking. . . As of 5 minutes ago I have been furloughed and will now work form home."

Basketball Problems