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'Great, just great! Now they have God on their side.'

Golfing Bishop.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Jesus Christ

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It's true. Some days I feel like creating a miracle, and some days I just feel like helping a dude catch a touchdown pass.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

God's Phone

Jesus swept.

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"It's the quarantine cloud."

Slam Dunking the Outtray

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

God's lil' fix-it shop.

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

In the very beginning.

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

Paradise: Collection of wine

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

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