Breakfast Dunker T-Shirts

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Pastry Hat

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Teapot

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Power breakfast.

Breakfast surreal.

'Do you want toast with that?'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

Shall I be mother?

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

Dunking

'One or the other, Mr Yomp, but not both, prayer breakfast OR power lunch!'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

Egg Armour Plating

Instant human... just add coffee

'Ah! Breakfast in bed.'

'I know you're excited about the game, Norman, but is it really necessary to slam dunk your doughnut?'

'I've told you before, coffee's not my cup of tea!'

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'

Eggs Quarantine

'Still not ready to talk Ok dip him again,'

',,, You'll give me a lightning-quick crossover dribble and the ability to dunk, and all I owe you is my immortal soul ,,,'

'There goes the phone!'