Breakfast Dunker Gifts

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Pastry Hat

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Teapot

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Power breakfast.

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

'Do you want toast with that?'

Breakfast surreal.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Shall I be mother?

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

Dunking

Egg Armour Plating

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

Try our bottomless cup of coffee!

'One or the other, Mr Yomp, but not both, prayer breakfast OR power lunch!'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

Good morning, Teddy! Ungh

Instant human... just add coffee

'I know you're excited about the game, Norman, but is it really necessary to slam dunk your doughnut?'

'Ah! Breakfast in bed.'

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'

'Still not ready to talk Ok dip him again,'

'I've told you before, coffee's not my cup of tea!'

Eggs Quarantine

',,, You'll give me a lightning-quick crossover dribble and the ability to dunk, and all I owe you is my immortal soul ,,,'

I don

T-Rex Basketball

'There goes the phone!'