Doughnut Dunker Gifts

'I know you're excited about the game, Norman, but is it really necessary to slam dunk your doughnut?'

Ernie, I though you were a star player! No, I said I was on the cover of Sports Illustrated and I led the league in dunking!

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Teapot

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

Shall I be mother?

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

Dunking

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

'Donuts make me STRONG!'

Basketball Halo

Prehistoric Basketball Player

'Still not ready to talk Ok dip him again,'

"Tell you what, Clancy, nobody puts donuts away like an FBI agent."

"I'm doing this for you, my loves."

"Doctor, there is a correlation between violence and the low-fat diet. Right now, I'd kill for a doughnut!"

',,, You'll give me a lightning-quick crossover dribble and the ability to dunk, and all I owe you is my immortal soul ,,,'

'Yeah! Let's see LeBron James do THAT!'

Robert's cannabis doughnuts were a best seller!

Fat Kid.

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

I don

T-Rex Basketball

The 'In Box' on a man's desk is over a trash can labeled 'Out' with basketball net.

Some rafters are caught red-handed seated comfortably in stolen floating devices...

"Those rumors about the break room having an endless supply of warm donuts and a river of margaritas was false. There was just some odl crackers and an open can of flat soda."

Women in doughnut shop - 'Get down! It's someone from our exercise fitness class!'

"Great. I see you've been practising at home."

'Great, just great! Now they have God on their side.'

"I'd give it all up, for the ability to slam dunk a basketball!"