Donut Dabblers Gifts

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Painting

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

My first mistake.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"Constant delays and confusion over Brexit are causing the firm huge problems. . ."

'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

'I'd like to get back to nature...'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

Snow Surgery

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

"A good rule of thumb is, if you can't lift it, don't eat it."

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

"I'll take a latte with Mocha, Vanilla, Caramel, Hazelnut, Cinnamon, Chai, White Chocolate, Pumpkin Spice, Gingerbread, Butterscotch and Marshmallow. Hold the whipped cream, I'm on a diet."

Computer: 'You-are-spending-too-much-time-interfacing-with-food'

'I'm going to put you on a low carb diet,'

'I know you're excited about the game, Norman, but is it really necessary to slam dunk your doughnut?'

'I think we've created a yob culture!'

Weight Watchers live off the fat of the land.

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

Acme Tummy Flattening Kit

Ernie, I though you were a star player! No, I said I was on the cover of Sports Illustrated and I led the league in dunking!

"My husband said I should try a cookbook when I'm cooking! But I don't think it will taste any better!"

"I told you 'spot dieting' was a bad idea!"

'Lose weight now...ask me how!'

'This chocolate bar is full of fruit and nuts.'