Cookie Dunker Gifts

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Ninja bread men"

'Works every time.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

Teapot

Miracle Mom #5,293

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"Roadkill cookies"

Cookie Surveillance

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

If you give a mouse a french cookie