Milk Dunker Gifts

'Still not ready to talk Ok dip him again,'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"He's such a fussy eater."

Gary turns 40.

A Tit for Tat.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Teapot

Pull the udder one

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

Basketball.

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"I think the milk's off!"

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"How almond milk is made"

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

Shall I be mother?

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

Slam Dunking the Outtray

Dunking

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

Basketball Halo

'I love eating out.'

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

'I think you'll enjoy this, Master James... it's sassy but bovine.'

Higher milk production