Milk Dunker Pillows

'Still not ready to talk Ok dip him again,'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Gary turns 40.

"He's such a fussy eater."

A Tit for Tat.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Pull the udder one

Teapot

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

Basketball.

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

"I think the milk's off!"

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"How almond milk is made"

Shall I be mother?

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

Slam Dunking the Outtray

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

Dunking

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

'I love eating out.'

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

Higher milk production

'I think you'll enjoy this, Master James... it's sassy but bovine.'