Milk Bath Dreamer Pillows

'I'd love to take a bath in milk. . . No, up to my neck.'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Cheese

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

World of Cow.

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Girl - 'How come they're not affecting you, mister?!' Man - 'Simple, I'm using 'Writer's Block'.'

Ice Cream Flavors

Yoghurt man

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

Food Pyramid

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

Christmas Cow.

Banana Split

Moon Cheese

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

'I did that once and my butter fat went up forty percent.'

A writer fishes for inspiration.

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

'Dad, you told me to use my initiative if I needed money so I sold a cow.'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Cows From The Streets

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

Bedtime Reading