Bubble Bath Daydreamer Pillows

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Club Antisocial

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

Woman in a bathtub.

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Odd Spas

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Bathing.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

"I'm up to my neck in something at the moment, can I give you a zoom call this afternoon."

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

"He looks so relaxed."

How to recover from a bad day

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

Foot Massage

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

How to recover from a bad day

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

"It's a recipe for self-care."

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...