Morning Dreamer Pillows

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Late night teddy reading

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'I could do that.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

Questions

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

Breakfast surreal.

Romantic Moon

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

"Hello moon, the sun sends his regards."

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Martha couldn't wait for spring...

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

Parental Role Model

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

"Let him sleep. When he wakes up his nightmare will begin!"

Urban spring.

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

No Action Comics

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats