Morning Dreamer T-Shirts

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Late night teddy reading

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

'I could do that.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

Questions

Breakfast surreal.

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Romantic Moon

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

Martha couldn't wait for spring...

"Hello moon, the sun sends his regards."

Parental Role Model

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

Urban spring.

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

"Let him sleep. When he wakes up his nightmare will begin!"

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

No Action Comics

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."