Midnight Dreamer T-Shirts

I Wish For More Nights Like This...

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Late night teddy reading

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Night-time halo

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"And how would you like your steak?"

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'