Breakfast Dreamers T-Shirts

Breakfast surreal.

Counting ribs

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Full English Breakfast.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

All-Day Breakfast

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Choice hellhole

Baking

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

Happy St Pancakes Day

Time for pancakes!