Breakfast Dreamers T-Shirts

Breakfast surreal.

Counting ribs

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

All-Day Breakfast

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Choice hellhole

Baking

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'