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'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

Counting ribs

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Breakfast surreal.

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

'I'm on Break.'

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

"This was the best school day of the week!"

'Generally I'm only out at night, but it was such a nice day, I decided to fly around for a while.'

Vegan Voldemort

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

Little Dark Specks

"I come here to think about what I'm going to eat later."

"I keep thinking about last night's salmon en croûte."

Duck catching

"Are you ready to pound down some breakfast?"

'You're not fooling anyone, Foster. We all know that the only thing you carry around in that briefcase, is your lunch.'

'This stuff must be bad for us...it tastes good.'

"Do I smell eggs, pork chops, toasted bread and cafe con leche?"