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' Well..She did it to me again.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

Breakfast surreal.

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

For the Love of Peanut Butter

"Let him sleep. When he wakes up his nightmare will begin!"

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

'I'm on Break.'

Bedtime Reading

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

"This was the best school day of the week!"

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'Generally I'm only out at night, but it was such a nice day, I decided to fly around for a while.'

Too many beers at lunch?

Bed time stories

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

Cat Lady

Literary Lunch

'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'

At lunchtime he carried on extensive fax conversations with himself.

"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"

'A little one that hangs on the door knob, Ed.'

'Mr. Walsh, it's not a hostile takeover. It's only your lunch!'

"Normal? That's just a setting on a dryer."

"This mail? Oh, Helen from statistics just wants to know if we'll have lunch together."

'May I please see your learner's permit?'

Reading in Bed.