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'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Counting ribs

The Bare Minimum

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"Soup?"

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

Bedtime Reading

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

'Generally I'm only out at night, but it was such a nice day, I decided to fly around for a while.'

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

Bed time stories

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

Expectations vs. reality

"Mom, my alphabet soup tastes funny."

"Jeffery, put that filthy thing down and wash up for dinner. And how many times have I told you not to squeeze him so tight? I swear, if you kill this one too you won't get another one."

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

Jennifer was never particularly comfortable breast feeding in public so she would often ask Cameron to create a diversion.

'Now if only a bottle of white wine would float by.'

'Phillip! Time for dinner...Phillip?!'

'Turn off that electric can opener before Marmaduke tears down our kitchen door!'

Reading in Bed.

Opie Ate

"I come here to think about what I'm going to eat later."