Dinner Dreamer T-Shirts

"I come here to think about what I'm going to eat later."

Counting ribs

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Today's special... donuts.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

The Bare Minimum

Dieting Motivation.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Dogs and Cake

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"

"I do diet...between snacks."

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

Baking

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

"Buy them - and never look back."