Dining Dreamers T-Shirts

Expectations vs. reality

Counting ribs

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

The Bare Minimum

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Soup?"

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

Summer Berries

Cheesemaker

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'

'Don't give up hope - Anthony Bourdain is bound to show up sooner or later.'

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

'Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me the wonderful meal I just had.'

"A table for two? Let me see... Yes, we have a table for you at the beginning of 2025. Do you wish to set up a instalment plan on the booking order deposit?"