Dining Dreamers Gifts

Expectations vs. reality

Counting ribs

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

The Bare Minimum

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

"Soup?"

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

Summer Berries

Cheesemaker

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

'Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me the wonderful meal I just had.'

"Blasted canned food again!"