Food Dreamers Gifts

Food thoughts

Try to guess the continent dining...

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"This is our soft opening."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Before/After

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Spaghetti Road

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

Pizza Rescue.