Health Food Dreamers Gifts

"It's our new diet plan...just pretend that the tofu is steak, the quinoa is French fries and the kale is a big Caesar salad!"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Queen of Quinoa

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"I'd rather eat your homework."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'What are you eating now?'

Spontaneous Kombucha

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Diet considerations.'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

The Nihilist Deli.

Making healthy eating bearable.

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Albino broccoli mum!"

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

Healthy Eating Casualties

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

'Actually, I kind of like peas, but if I eat them, what will mom think of next?'