Health Food Dreamers Pillows

"It's our new diet plan...just pretend that the tofu is steak, the quinoa is French fries and the kale is a big Caesar salad!"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Queen of Quinoa

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Spontaneous Kombucha

'What are you eating now?'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'Diet considerations.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"Albino broccoli mum!"

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

The Nihilist Deli.

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Making healthy eating bearable.

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Friendly bacteria

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

Healthy Eating Casualties

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

'Actually, I kind of like peas, but if I eat them, what will mom think of next?'