Food Daydreamer Gifts

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

Cheesemaker

Comment on food.

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

Cake!

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

Computer problems

"How about an apple split for a change?"

Expectations vs. reality

Giggling madly, the lemon seed drifted over to the straw and waited...

"Blasted canned food again!"

"Meh. Bones are ok. But just once I'd like to sink my toothless gums into a delicious meatloaf."

'He wants to be a T.V chef like that Gordon Ramsay-he knows all the words,bless him!'

Aesthetic Pioneers

'Your mother can whip up a great meal, kids, while at the same time, suppressing her hopes, dreams and aspirations.'

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."