Culinary Daydreamer Gifts

Fire Dreams of Microwave.

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

Comment on food.

Cheesemaker

Cake!

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

Computer problems

"Well, if you're out there 'slaving over a got every every day', how come you never notice the food burning?"

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

"How about an apple split for a change?"

Giggling madly, the lemon seed drifted over to the straw and waited...

"Blasted canned food again!"

"Meh. Bones are ok. But just once I'd like to sink my toothless gums into a delicious meatloaf."